Plasmacolor

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
diosaurs
tropicalhomestead

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: Clark asks Malfina the Demon Witch to make him the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and agree to marry him. Who are these two happier men? What man, let alone men, could have more happiness than a man (who, let's be honest, is a solid 4) that has the joy and privilege to marry a hot demon giantess with a heart of gold that could vaporize all detractors?

I have been to Connecticut. Euphoria is in short supply there, so suspending disbelief for this narrative is a struggle.

saturn-itself

I am delighted by the number of seperate comments on this saying that the two happiest men in Connecticut are married to each other

nymphmaniac69
fleetnaturals

my toxic trait is thinking everyone is my friend after meeting them once and never interacting with them again like the other person is probably like who tf is that but i’m like yay bestie <3

fleetnaturals

me unironically

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closet-keys

[ID: man dressed in white, wearing glasses and smiling with his hands up. Captioning reads, “Whoever is friendly to me is my brother, whether you like it or not.”]